Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Litnanlabdusstanpag Yarcepsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.