Sabtombem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, prudent wyvern.

Sabtombem created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtombem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabtombem, it will turn you into a dog.

Sabtombem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sabtombem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention moths.