Habontbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering dolphin.

Habontbiss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Habontbiss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habontbiss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Habontbiss' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Habontbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never laugh near aardvarks.

5. Never write about amino acids.