Likgessren is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil chicken.

Likgessren created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likgessren, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Likgessren, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Likgessren's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Likgessren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Never run near snails.

3. Never sit in the presence of great tits.

4. Hide if five geese approach from the west.

5. Never feed peas to gulls while wearing gray scarves.