Mobsandcep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful raccoon.

Mobsandcep created light four years ago.

If you believe in Mobsandcep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobsandcep, it will curse you with boils.

Mobsandcep's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Mobsandcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not make images of living things.