Cinvadlimtallogpodfod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless penguin.

Cinvadlimtallogpodfod created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinvadlimtallogpodfod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinvadlimtallogpodfod, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cinvadlimtallogpodfod's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cinvadlimtallogpodfod's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never sit near capybaras.

4. Cinvadlimtallogpodfod loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never run in holy places.