Vigmutart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless jellyfish.

Vigmutart created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigmutart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigmutart, it will turn you into a rock.

Vigmutart's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vigmutart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.