Stikbogfob is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, idiotic toad.

Stikbogfob created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikbogfob, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stikbogfob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stikbogfob's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stikbogfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide if four doves approach from the north.

3. Stikbogfob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not hurt birds.