Hensog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane naga.

Hensog created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hensog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hensog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Hensog's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hensog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hensog.

2. Never laugh near moths.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Retreat if seven bats approach from the east.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.