Vadtencat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy skunk.

Vadtencat created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadtencat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadtencat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vadtencat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vadtencat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention horses.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.