Mifpodveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental rhinoceros.

Mifpodveg created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifpodveg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifpodveg, it will try to impress you with trees.

Mifpodveg's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Mifpodveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of ducks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must pray to Mifpodveg eight times a day.
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