Damlentif is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unselfish camel.

Damlentif created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damlentif, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Damlentif, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Damlentif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Damlentif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat figs.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.