Budtinkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective narwhal.

Budtinkab created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budtinkab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budtinkab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Budtinkab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Budtinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budtinkab.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.