Hapdussnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud weasel.

Hapdussnutt created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdussnutt, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hapdussnutt, she will laugh at you.

Hapdussnutt's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hapdussnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapdussnutt.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.