Nadmumbagpidcipnig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced cobra.

Nadmumbagpidcipnig created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadmumbagpidcipnig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nadmumbagpidcipnig, she will turn you into a frog.

Nadmumbagpidcipnig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nadmumbagpidcipnig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.