Sandveentap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, sage wren.

Sandveentap created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandveentap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sandveentap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sandveentap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sandveentap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Sandveentap must be the most important thing in your life.