Narllunmil is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring unicorn.

Narllunmil created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narllunmil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Narllunmil, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narllunmil's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Narllunmil's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Narllunmil loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Narllunmil on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat garlic.