Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tranquil rat.

Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Larndossnurt Nurlzogtam.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.