Watnullrat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered clam.

Watnullrat created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnullrat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Watnullrat, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Watnullrat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Watnullrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Do not shave your face.