Hanbagflag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless goose.

Hanbagflag created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbagflag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hanbagflag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Hanbagflag's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hanbagflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hanbagflag loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must pray to Hanbagflag nine times a day.