Legfagvag is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful pig.

Legfagvag created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legfagvag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Legfagvag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Legfagvag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Legfagvag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Never wear rings.