Hogrillgep is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast scorpion.

Hogrillgep created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogrillgep, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hogrillgep, he will ignore you.

Hogrillgep's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hogrillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Hide from white ducks for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never look in ponds.