Panglabtig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm chinchilla.

Panglabtig created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panglabtig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panglabtig, she will turn you into a duck.

Panglabtig's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Panglabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never wear yellow boots.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Panglabtig loves birds, so they must be respected.