Bomfigzag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical dolphin.

Bomfigzag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomfigzag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bomfigzag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bomfigzag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bomfigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bomfigzag's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Bomfigzag loves goats, so they must be honoured.