Suglimrak Gighimsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful hippopotamus.

Suglimrak Gighimsan created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Suglimrak Gighimsan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Suglimrak Gighimsan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Suglimrak Gighimsan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Suglimrak Gighimsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Suglimrak Gighimsan on top of important buildings.