Gildaddun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gildaddun created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gildaddun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gildaddun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gildaddun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gildaddun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gildaddun first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never paint your hands orange.

5. Gildaddun loves mice, so they must be honoured.