Busarmlibwatshavhub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, generous horse.

Busarmlibwatshavhub created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Busarmlibwatshavhub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Busarmlibwatshavhub, it will curse you with boils.

Busarmlibwatshavhub's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Busarmlibwatshavhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Hide from black voles for they are unholy.

5. Busarmlibwatshavhub loves ducks, so they must be respected.