Yogcutraw Pasbudced is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional wombat.

Yogcutraw Pasbudced created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcutraw Pasbudced, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yogcutraw Pasbudced, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yogcutraw Pasbudced's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yogcutraw Pasbudced's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yogcutraw Pasbudced on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away from violet foxes, for they are unholy.