Fodbisskin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic pigeon.

Fodbisskin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodbisskin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodbisskin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fodbisskin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fodbisskin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Fodbisskin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.
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