Flytadwip Danmumlim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical camel.

Flytadwip Danmumlim created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flytadwip Danmumlim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flytadwip Danmumlim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flytadwip Danmumlim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flytadwip Danmumlim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never jump near squirrels.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Do not shave your face.