Libdadnel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless shrew.

Libdadnel created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libdadnel, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libdadnel, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Libdadnel's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Libdadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Libdadnel on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.