Sighonfab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking manatee.

Sighonfab created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Sighonfab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sighonfab, she will not care at all.

Sighonfab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sighonfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.