Homkanril is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful raccoon.

Homkanril created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homkanril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Homkanril, it will have a low opinion of you.

Homkanril's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Homkanril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

3. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not eat beans.