Homkanril is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful raccoon.
Homkanril created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Homkanril, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Homkanril, it will have a low opinion of you.
Homkanril's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Homkanril's Holy Commandments
1. Do not hurt squirrels.
2. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.
3. Never jump in the presence of pigs.
4. Never pour water over plants.
5. Do not eat beans.