Sawjiggub is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud centipede.

Sawjiggub created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawjiggub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sawjiggub, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sawjiggub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sawjiggub's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Put Sawjiggub first in all things.

5. Never wear rings.