Sognibnur is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous grasshopper.

Sognibnur created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognibnur, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sognibnur, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sognibnur's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sognibnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.