Busrakstignel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive mongoose.

Busrakstignel created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busrakstignel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busrakstignel, he will come to you in dreams.

Busrakstignel's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Busrakstignel's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not take Busrakstignel's name in vain.