Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast zebra.

Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gabflowdutzim Renwigyog on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.