Taptagten is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil pig.

Taptagten created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Taptagten, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Taptagten, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Taptagten's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Taptagten's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Always obey Taptagten's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Taptagten.