Vadqueegmum is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, quiet crane.
Vadqueegmum created a quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Vadqueegmum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in Vadqueegmum, she will turn you into a slug.
Vadqueegmum's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Vadqueegmum's Holy Commandments
1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Vadqueegmum on top of important buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
5. Worship no other gods but Vadqueegmum.