Rilhubhin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, dishonest alligator.

Rilhubhin created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilhubhin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilhubhin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rilhubhin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rilhubhin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Rilhubhin loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.