Fedstigzag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring pig.

Fedstigzag created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedstigzag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fedstigzag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fedstigzag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fedstigzag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fedstigzag.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Pray towards the east.