Nakfubkom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody goat.

Nakfubkom created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfubkom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakfubkom, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nakfubkom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nakfubkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.