Mifflamtif Fenarmjap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent centaur.

Mifflamtif Fenarmjap created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflamtif Fenarmjap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifflamtif Fenarmjap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mifflamtif Fenarmjap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mifflamtif Fenarmjap's Holy Commandments

1. Mifflamtif Fenarmjap loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing cyan ear rings.