Rowciplarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive fish.

Rowciplarp created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowciplarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowciplarp, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rowciplarp's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rowciplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowciplarp.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rowciplarp.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.