Fosskinbum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak cobra.

Fosskinbum created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fosskinbum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fosskinbum, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fosskinbum's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fosskinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never sing in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect three carbon sculptures of Fosskinbum on top of important buildings.