Kadhudontnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, tranquil owl.

Kadhudontnur created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Kadhudontnur, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kadhudontnur, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kadhudontnur's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kadhudontnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Kadhudontnur.

4. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

5. Always wear red.