Dinhoncad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish zebra.

Dinhoncad created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinhoncad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dinhoncad, he will destroy your home planet.

Dinhoncad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dinhoncad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention badgers.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinhoncad.