Stipvigdin Rotsugwip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, staggering grasshopper.

Stipvigdin Rotsugwip created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipvigdin Rotsugwip, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stipvigdin Rotsugwip, it will send minions to preach to you.

Stipvigdin Rotsugwip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stipvigdin Rotsugwip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stipvigdin Rotsugwip.

2. Do not take Stipvigdin Rotsugwip's name in vain.

3. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Never write about comets.