Fliskapbass Bassboggil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous alligator.

Fliskapbass Bassboggil created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliskapbass Bassboggil, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fliskapbass Bassboggil, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fliskapbass Bassboggil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fliskapbass Bassboggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.