Mangomlab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, quiet hydra.

Mangomlab created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mangomlab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mangomlab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mangomlab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mangomlab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.